Thought For The Day ~ ~ Recall

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RECALL NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is  recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to  a serious
defect in the primary and central component of the  heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype  units
code-named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction  of
the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect  has
been technically termed “Sub-sequential Internal
Non-Morality,” or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is
primarily  expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1.  Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of  origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent  behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental  component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9.  Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at  fault for
this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair  and
service free of charge to correct this  defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most  generously offered to
bear the entire burden of the staggering cost  of these
repairs. There is no additional fee  required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is:  P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN  through the
REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from  the
Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart  component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is,  Jesus will
replace it with:
1. Love
2.  Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5.  Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8.  Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the  operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic
Instructions Before Leaving  Earth) for further details on
the use of these fixes. WARNING:  Continuing to operate the
human being unit without correction voids  any manufacturer
warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and  problems too
numerous to list and will result in the human unit  being
permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call  on
Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not  responding to this recall
action will have to be scrapped in the  furnace. The SIN
defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as  to
prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for  your
attention!

GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying  others of
this important recall notice, and you may contact the  Father
any time by ‘Knee mail’!

 

About Mandy Bruscella

Mandy's Story: As a Registered Professional Nurse with Certification in a number of specialties including home care, I was afforded the opportunity of working closely with various Social Service Agencies in NY and NJ. ~ A lifelong Christian, I was ordained as a Presbyterian deacon in 1993 and, after relocating to SC in 2000, elected to become ordained as a non-denominational minister. ~ I established "MandysPath" Ministry in 2011. "MandysPath" Ministry is a member of Pacific Life Church, El Sobrante, CA, network of ministries. ~ I direct an outreach ministry in an alternative setting, providing spiritual care to a congregation of more than 500 people from around the world via the Internet. ~ As part of this outreach, I write a daily faith based blog. In March, 2012 I was asked to become a board member of Heroes For Children which is a non-profit foundation, established to assists the Guardian ad Litem program of Horry County, SC. Guardians ad Litem are a group of court appointed advocates who represent the best interests of children in Family Court proceedings involving allegations of abuse or neglect. Working closely with these men and women who make a difference in the lives of children, I completed training and have been sworn in to serve as a Guardian ad Litem for the state of South Carolina . ~ I have been married since 1975 to a wonderful man, Daniel. I have a son Daniel and his wife Melissa who live in NYC. My daughter Sabrina and my grandson Landon live here in SC. ~ My father Harold continues to share his wisdom with me and is responsible for many of the ideas I write about!

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